The Fraternity-English Dictionary POPULAR FRAT TERMINOLOGY In Fraternity In English CONFRONTATION: * "I'll kick your ass!" * "I'm gonna get about 20 of my frat buddies together and we're gonna wield bats and hope we can catch you asleep under a tree so we can beat you up!" * "I've never lost a fight." * "I've never been in a fight." * "I'm about to introduce you to * "I'm gonna pay a football player a work of pain." to beat you up." * "Surely we can talk this out like * "Not the face! Not the face!" rational human beings." * "I believe in a fair fight." * "We'll start the fight when my back up arrives." EDUCATION: * "By taking the initiative to go * "I'm here for beer in sex, in no on to a university and further my particular order." education, I hope to broaden my horizons, open new eployment oppurtunities, and be a better person on the whole." MEETING WOMEN: * "Hello, may I buy you a drink?" * "How much alcohol does it take to get you in bed?" * "Would you like to dance?" * "Please give me a reason to touch you." * "I think men should be more * "It really pisses me off when responsive to the needs of chicks don't swallow." women." * "That's a very interesting * "That's a very interesting name name you have." you have. Of course, in five minutes, I'll be so absorbed by alcohol and staring at your chest that I won't remember it." * "Would you like to go back to * "Let's go back to my places where my place?" I can paw at you, get slapped, and later brag to all my frat brothers about what an easy lay you were, destroying any chance at respectability you have." * "I'd like to get to know you * "Take off your bra." better." RELIGION: * "I respect Christianity. Jesus * "Anyone who turns water to was a great man, full of love wine can't be all bad." and patience. The hate he had to endure, and yet he still loved us all. He truly was the Son of God." SEXUAL SITUATIONS & RELATIONS: * "I respect you for your decision * "Damn it, I paid for your dinner. of abstenance." Now put out!" * "Of course I'll respect you in * "Respect you in the morning? I the morning." can't even remember your name tonight!" * "I want you to know I don't do * "Looks like I get another notch this with just anyone." on the ol' belt. Three more and my frat pals throw a kegger in my honor." * "Despite our differences, I'm * "You're ugly, but I don't wanna still willing to make a go at look at you. Just fuck you." a relationship." * "I love you." * "God I hope I wasn't stupid enough to give you my real phone number." SOCIAL ISSUES: * "I totally agree with your * "Just because I can't make you stance and am angered how my sit at the back of the bus does race has oppressed you for so not mean I have to like you." long." * "The plight of your people is * "I hate you [insert appropriate truly an awe-inspiring tale." racial slur here]." * "I want you to know that despite * "Please don't mug me." our color differences, I think of you as a brother." * "Not enough people take birth * "So what if it IS my kid, I don't control seriously." see how it's my problem." * "But the problems with condoms * "No way in hell am I putting is you still run the 20%+ chance something that looks like a of it rupturing during sex." party balloon on my dick." * "Something needs to be done about * "Can't we shoot them or the homeless problem in our something?" country." * "It breaks my heart to think * "Better him than me." somewhere in the world, a small child will go to bed without his dinner again tonight." COMMON FRAT VOCABULARY In English In Fraternity Woman Bitch Holy Water Beer God Beer Someone who can help me Friend get what I need, be there when I need to use them and never asks for favors in return Someone who can be in no Asshole way exploited. Art school student(when Fairy in company of other frats) Art school student(when Master of the alone & surrounded by Visual Arts other art school students) Checking Account/Loan Officer Daddy Girlfriend Guaranteed Sex Janitor Most probable post-college job